April 2011
37 posts
3:04 pm. Still only wearing pajamas.
The toaster fell in love with the fax machine. Nobody wanted to tell them their manufacturing was too different.
“Oh, BABY!! I didn’t realize your pants were SO AMAZING!!”
-Daniel Dean Demerin
How does one assess a follow to be manly or otherwise? Compliment taken, nonetheless.
First-Take One-Track Crappy Microphone Recording:
Brian Yoder - Mo Rupees Mo Problems
NOISE ORDINANCE (as well as Fancy Rat, our sister band The Equines, and Big Blu House) get some Seattle press!
“She didn’t look like a grandmother knitting. She looked like a whore.”
-Daniel Dean Demerin
Second-Take One-Track Crappy Microphone Recording:
“Hoping For A Sequel”
If ya need me you can leave me on at night
Maybe we can meet up in the afterlife
Just another feather underneath a wing
But hey at least we’ll both be there at the same time.
If I’m soggy you can hang me out to dry
Later I’ll be better if the weather’s right
If the clouds should come at inconvenient times
We can fold it up and take it back inside
I can count my blessings in the evening sky
If I’m stumbly you can bet on hops and rye
If we say some words at the exact same time
I’ll know I live in your head and you in mine.
If ya need me you can leave me on at night
Maybe we can meet up in the afterlife
Where there are no hands to hold and you don’t need your name
But I’ll remember every letter just the same.
“Your pirouette is almost as good as your hand-job.”
-Mona Pirnot
The second greatest feeling on Earth is watching an idea become reality.
To find out if she’s talked
But the post office has been stolen
And the mailbox is locked” —
“So I said ‘Fuck it.’ and got a genome.”
-Random Dude at Bar
First-Take One-Track Crappy Microphone Recording
“Angry Neighbor Blues”
Brian Yoder and Adam Marret
I want to be in a circus.
Know thyself not through reflection, but observation.